jack: mommy, i see a monkey outside!
mommy: you do? what's the monkey
doing?
jack: he's cleaning our house.
mommy: really?
jack: yeah. with a vacuum cleaner.
mommy: oh, so a monkey is going to clean the outside of
our house with a vacuum cleaner? well, i guess it's dirty.
jack: yeah. it's really dirty.
mommy: well, we'll have to pay him with bananas.
but we're out of bananas. maybe you can give him a hug to pay him.
jack: yeah. a hug. and i'll give him my
ball.
mommy: great idea!
so ... note to all readers ... special limited-time offer ... if you want a ball and a jack hug, dress in a monkey suit and come vacuum the outside of our house. and byob -- 'cause yes, we have no bananas.
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