verboten

i know michael banned posts about doo-doo, but this story is too good to pass up.

so, if you're against reading posts on #2, stop here ...

if not, well ... here's the poop (so to speak):

jack had a *huge* blow-out this morning. we think his tummy might be bothering him a little bit. frequency has increased and consistency has ... well, let's just say it's changed a bit.

so, this morning when jack woke up, we found that he was the victim of the old "up-and-down." and, needed a change of his diaper ... his pj bottoms ... and his pj top.

these days, jack is not the most cooperative on the changing table. in fact, he's a squirmy wormy! so, while daddy is trying to deal with a diaper too filthy to put in the diaper champ without a second diaper wrapped around it (not to mention a dirty bottom scooting all over the place), jack was interested in crawling around.

so, daddy has no choice but to put jack on the floor while he tries to deal with the mess. so jack is crawling around his room naked, wearing nothing but his socks, and trying to turn on his CD player.

once "poo containment" is achieved, daddy goes after jack. he finally wrestles jack into a new pair of jammies, only to realize that in his early morning haze he's forgotten to put a diaper on! so, start over -- jammies removed ... diaper put on ... jammies put on again.

phew! a lot of work but finally jack is presentable. do you see why mommy sleeps in??

but, clearly, i've got some laundry to do!